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Corn is a fruit. Fruits are the parts of plants that hold the seeds, and each kernel of corn has a seed in it. Also, coconuts are each an individual seed. They’re the biggest seeds in the world. And one more thing about plants that you really need to know: there’s a gigantic type of flower called Amorphophallus titanum... which literally means “Giant, misshapen penis.”
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Strawberries are not berries. But these things are:
Banana
Avocado
Pumpkin
Tomato
Watermelon
Kiwi
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Cheesecake is a pie
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Tomato is a fruit, not a berry!
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Tomato is both a fruit and a berry
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Shut your mouth
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I learned watching the Hydraulic Press Channel that a Pineapple in other languages is called a(n) Anana.
Which means its close to being a BAnana.
But is there a CAnana?
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Peanuts are nut nuts. They’re a legume.
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I hope you drown.
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I hope you live a long, happy and successful life
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God damnit. You know that’s impossible.
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the fuck is a “nut nut”?
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fruit powered cars!
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Devils three-way.
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pew
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Amorphophallus titanum for those curious.
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coool stuff
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Edit not nuts. Although nut nuts might be a metal fastener affciando.
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The corn that is grown today is so biologically manipulated that it would not reproduce on its own.
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Are you a....CANana? Or a CAN’Tana?
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It’s how you finish a “Double shift”
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That’s completely false, corn is completely viable. That’s where seed comes from. Ever seen or heard of volunteer corn? That’s corn kernels which fell to the ground/weren’t harvested and have germinated and grown on their own. There is such a thing called the silencer gene which causes the plant to produce sterile seed. As far as I know though this is illegal and was only postulated due to patent protections and what not. So, in a nutshell, yes, corn will reproduce on it’s own.
Source, friend with a Masters Degree in Agronomy.